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[21 Nov 2009|03:31pm] i beat dragon age yesterday. shit was so epic. so fucking epic. berserker

[01 Nov 2009|11:30pm] its cold. berserker

[27 Oct 2009|12:48pm] geddy punches me in the eye while im asleep, every day. sometimes with toy in hand. 7 making fuck berserker

[22 Oct 2009|11:34pm] alright you turkeys, heres the deal. this sunday the 25th of rocktober, i will be 22 years old. the following would make suitable gifts: -alcohol -books that arent twilight -money -gift cards -dvds -xbox 360 games -xbox 360 microsoft points -guns -knives -other things that are cool. youve been warned. 3 making fuck berserker

[19 Oct 2009|01:48am] feelin like a sad sack, self loathing abounds. whats up for halloween? ill be 22 in 6 days. 7 making fuck berserker

[30 Sep 2009|01:47am] oh my god im watching twilight. its so fucking gay. anyone that likes this, i want to knee in the face. 6 making fuck berserker

[26 Sep 2009|12:09pm] dead space is scary as fuck. gettin a house with casey spoelman. 3 making fuck berserker

[18 Sep 2009|01:22am] 6 making fuck berserker

[13 Sep 2009|02:51am] the oakland athletics have won me 3 dollars the past couple games. they better win tomorrow. berserker

[11 Sep 2009|09:08pm] the tigers need to get their shit together. its bottom of the 6th and theyre losing 3-1. i have 25 cents on them beating the god damn blue jays. i really like making small bets on sports events it turns out. today i took geddy to hofma park on the trails with his SUPER AWESOME AS FUCK 350 DOLLAR TIKE TECH HEAVY DUTY JOGGING STROLLER WE GOT FOR FREE FROM THIS NICE LADY ON FREECYCLE. bitches. fuck your kids berserker

[05 Sep 2009|01:29am] inglourious basterds is my new favorite movie. 4 making fuck berserker

[01 Sep 2009|03:56am] k-pax. 2 making fuck berserker

[14 Aug 2009|11:17pm] fallout 3 is my bread and butter. just finished point lookout. am now going to get mothership zeta. geddy is 10 months old. he crawls really fast. 1 making fuck berserker

[07 Aug 2009|02:35am] 2 making fuck berserker

[04 Aug 2009|03:17am] i wish i had the money to just buy the shirt from shirt.woot.com every day. 1 making fuck berserker

[02 Aug 2009|02:46am] god damn! i forgot to ride my bike to work tonight. coast guard can lick my sack. it was such a pain in the ass to get outta there. lucky strike snus and jeff buckley. thats whats up. 6 making fuck berserker

[27 Jul 2009|11:46pm] so im sitting in my game room, mindin my own business, all hyped up on swedish snus (general, try it out) when theres a loud ass bang on my house right by the window where im sitting. needless to say i flipped the fuck out, grabbed my bat and ran outside screaming at apparently no one, as there was no one there but a fucking plastic parrot ice cup some dickless piece of shit threw at my window. i feel like going and breaking everyones windows who lives near me. the worst part is it was just a random act of dickery that i was like half a minute too slow to catch the asshole that did it. its good to make real posts again. 3 making fuck berserker

[27 Jul 2009|01:30pm] yesterday i tried to do a bike tour on a single speed after not having ridden in like 3 weeks, needless to say it kicked my ass and crushed my spirit completely, i gave up and rode back through hella winds. miles fell in the gross mud river and neither of us brought a lighter. so we went to arbys, got some beer, went back to his house got high and watched like 5 episodes of freaks and geeks. then it got nice out and we went disc golfing, it was also kind of shitty cause i was still wore out. i came home, ate an entire pizza and fell asleep on the couch at like 8, woke up at 1 drank some beer, popped an 800 ibuprofen cause my knees were still achey as shit, read a gameinformer magazine and dicked around on the internet and went back to sleep. if i didnt hate spandex gear-queers before, i sure as fuck do now. i hope they all got ran over by a fucking hummer after they passed me. i hope a giant asteroid fell on harbor island and turned all their 3000 dollar bikes into smoldering heaps of melted alloy the moment before they were going to enjoy their fucking clover bar pizza. i hope they all get cancer in their assholes and they fucking die. 7 making fuck berserker

[27 Jul 2009|01:32am] what a stupid day. berserker

[12 Jul 2009|01:55am] being peoples' boss is sweet when youre in a shitty mood, but sucks when you arent because most people are either idiots or insubordinate and you always have to be dick. or you dont necessarily have to be a dick but you choose to be, because fuck it, they should straighten their shit up if they dont wanna get the wrath, and because you didnt get as much sleep as you probably shouldve and because people do the same dumb shit all the time and you never say anything and you just get pissed, stop talking, keep your head down and work harder to make up for their bullshit, and because it makes the time pass, but then you realize youre the fucking boss, and this is bullshit anyway so you decide youre gonna give em all hell because you never really gave a shit if they liked you in the first place, and even the ones you might be friends with outside of work you should hope can differentiate between jordon the boss and jordon the buddy, and if they cant, fuck it, youre gonna get drunk anyway and spend the rest of the night with your nose in a book living vicariously through roland the gunslinger and thats not even a good way to live cause roland got 2 fingers and a toe bit off, and hes dying of poisonous infection and hope seems to always be dashed to shit for him too, but at least its an interesting story. im still dealing with some depression. this is a stupid post. lj 4 lyfe though. suck a hundred dicks 5 making fuck berserker

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